Monday, January 26, 2004
Note to self:Don't eat spam that is past it's expiration date
Saturday, January 24, 2004
AHHHHHH Why can't I think of anything to put on my blogspot AHHHHHHHH it's driving me nuts AHHHHHHHH
Psychic Miss Cleo got arrested by the cops I bet she didn't see that one coming.
Mad TV will not be shown tonight so that we may bring you the follwoing program: When Micheal Jackson impersonators attack Elvis Impersonators after being abducted by aliens. Only here, Only on Fox
I heartily endose the following product: Spam. its the mystery meat thats as much fun to say as it is to eat.
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
I need a hug
Monday, January 19, 2004
Friends don’t let friends go to Hell
Anyone with a big nose and a major holier than thou attitude should never hold a major title I won’t elaborate
Linkin Park is neither a Linkin nor a Park: discuss
I like women as much as the next guy but for crying out loud STOP having them dress in revealing clothing its degrading for them and I don’t want to see it the only woman I want to see naked is my wife whenever I get married.
QUICK get the Baking Soda
And another thing I am getting sick and tired of seeing The Return Of The One-Sided Match where you can predict the winner when the match is announced
Why is it when Bad Guy Wrestlers cheat to win their matches they act like they just won the world series?
Sunday, January 18, 2004
Thats...thats...thats my Red Stapler
Saturday, January 17, 2004
We are taking over the world, We are the Alien Youth
I heartily endorse the following product: cheese
Fish are friends not food
What's Up Blogger Lily?
Friday, January 16, 2004
HUZZAH!
I am a violinist I cannot make exceptions.
You can fool some of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time but those you can fool all of the time are just plain stupid.
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Tuesday, January 13, 2004
People ask the dumbest things like: "What time does the 10 o' clock laser light show start?"
Look Ma I'm on the Internet
This has been another edition of Random Thoughts
I like Orange Soda
This just in: Two clearly insane people broke into a wig store and stole two wigs, This also just in: Two clearly insane people broke into a stable and stole two donkeys, kinda makes ya wonder if these stories are somehow related hmmmmm
How come I am paying $40 a month for Cable when not even half the channels come in decently?
Why is it everytime I watch TV I feel like I want to slap somebody with a fish?
And the posts just keep on coming....
Next on Fox: Another crappy reality TV program followed by re-runs of The Weakest Link with Ann Robinson. Heaven help us all
Alas it is I fellow bloggers back from a very long hiatus so lets get back to the clowns shall we?
