Friday, November 26, 2004

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Monday, November 22, 2004

Two out of the Three people surveyed wish the third person would just go away.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Michael Moore is a liar, a manipulator, a con artist, a cheat, and he contradicts himself many, many times worst of all he is un-american. He goes and preaches how this country is "evil" overseas but comes back here and lives in these multi-million dollar homes. For further evidence of his manipulation read the book Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man by Dave T. Hardy and Jason Clarke it is an excellant book with notes on where they got their information so you can actually look up what Michale Moore lied about (many,many things I might add).

Great news I got my car this week. It is a 2001 Burgandy Dodge Neon has everything on it I want (except a cd player) low mileage and it runs and drives great. I am hoping to have my license by my birthday (13 days from now). More details as further events warrant.

Saturday, November 13, 2004

So Bush won the election I bet Michael Moore choked on his Double Whopper when he heard that news.

And now a brief lesson on forgiveness. If someone wrongs you and asks for forgiveness you are supposed to forgive him. If they wrong you again and then ask for forgivenss you are still supposed to forgive them. If you have to forgive them 70 times 7 times then so be it. Jesus died for us to be forgiven by God so why do we find it so difficult to forgive each other? So my message to you brothers and sisters is if someone who wrongs you asks for forgiveness forgive them 70 times 7 times if you have too.

Good news fellow bloggers I have recently been working very hard on getting my license and each day it grows closer and closer to becoming a reality. I even found a good used car which I will be getting soon. I am so happy my life is going better now that it has for the past 5 years. As soon as I get my license, a job and an apartment I am going to finally be the free person I should of been 4 years ago. I can't wait.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Bush-Cheney '04 baby yeah!

I walk a lonely road, the only one I have ever known, don't know where it goes but it's home to me and I walk alone.- Green Day Boulevard Of Broken Dreams

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