Thursday, February 24, 2005
How come everybody gets to go to Florida except me?
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
To: Noone in particular
From: Me
You are NOT perfect so get over it.
From: Me
You are NOT perfect so get over it.
Note to self: The word Hisself is Not ,I repeat NOT a real word.
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
COLLEGE!!!!
Funky Pete: The follwing is the attempt at making a more "commerical friendly" verision of the run away comedy smash hit Shaun Of The Dead
Pete: It's four in the funking morning.
Shaun: It's Saturday
Pete: No it's not it's funking sunday now I got to get up for funking work in four funking hours becasue every other funker in my funking department is funking ill now can you see why I am so funking mad?
Ed: funk yeah
Shaun: Sorry we had a few drinks, we split up with liz tonight
Pete: Keep it down ok?
Ed: prink
*Pete turns to come after ed with his fist raised in the air*
Shaun: come on were all friends here
Pete: he's not my friend he's a funking idiot
Shaun: What's that supposed to mean
Pete: you know what it means. I take it was liz who did the dumping?
Pete: sort your funking life out mate
Ed: prink next time I see him he's dead
In a way this dialog makes the movie a bit funnier than it already is.
Pete: It's four in the funking morning.
Shaun: It's Saturday
Pete: No it's not it's funking sunday now I got to get up for funking work in four funking hours becasue every other funker in my funking department is funking ill now can you see why I am so funking mad?
Ed: funk yeah
Shaun: Sorry we had a few drinks, we split up with liz tonight
Pete: Keep it down ok?
Ed: prink
*Pete turns to come after ed with his fist raised in the air*
Shaun: come on were all friends here
Pete: he's not my friend he's a funking idiot
Shaun: What's that supposed to mean
Pete: you know what it means. I take it was liz who did the dumping?
Pete: sort your funking life out mate
Ed: prink next time I see him he's dead
In a way this dialog makes the movie a bit funnier than it already is.
Monday, February 07, 2005
And this is Chuck Woolery saying we'll be back in 2 minutes and 2 seconds.
Nothing better after a hard days work or school than to sit back and enjoy an episode of Seinfeld.
A real man has the guts to admit when he is wrong. A real man has the strength to not hit anyone or anything (especially his wife,girlfriend or any other female. A real man is a man of God who reads the Bible and takes it's word to heart. To all the guys who who reads this website: Isn't it time you stepped up and became a real man?
Back by popular demand and because noone asked for it It's the Frickin' Idiots quote of the week brought to you in part by Maturity the amazing new wonder tonic that helps you through even the toughest situations and now the quote of the week "On pain of death I want a phone call" This quote was submitted (well, not really) by a random student in my algebra class congratulations go out to him he gets a free shout out on Frickin' Idiots.blogspot.
