Friday, March 26, 2004

"I don't want FOP I'm a Dapper Dan man." -Ulysses Everett McGill

I got a letter today from Worlds Of Adventure...er I mean Geauga Lake YAY YAY

Monday, March 22, 2004

Not all people who believe in God and follow Jesus are crazy people who need to be locked away.

I got thrown out of a window man whats the charge for being thrown out of a moving car? Jaywalking?

There are some things I'll never get like the popularity of Howard Stern

Saturday, March 20, 2004

"I Partake" -Ed

And now its time for another edition of Ed-isms the part of the blogspot where Ed comes out with one of her pearls of wisdom and now presenting Ed: "My Socks Are Cool I Wear Them Outside." This has been another edition of Ed-isms

Uno Momento Por Favor Drop The Chalupa Yo Quiero Taco Bell Si Seniorita No Habla Espanol

What does the book say bozo?

Thats great it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane Lenny Bruce is not afraid. -Its the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)

Friday, March 19, 2004

If it weren't for my horse I wouldn't of spent that year in college.

Frickin' Idiots.blogspot.com now with more posts than ever before

A wise man once said: "You are all part of the circus of Dr. Lou".

Newsflash: This blogspot to be updated in the near future. Stay Tuned!

Monday, March 15, 2004

Viva La Blogza

Friday, March 12, 2004

What do you get when you cross Metallica with Alvin and the Chipmunks? The song Metal Rules by Five Iron Frenzy

Thursday, March 11, 2004

I slapped a man with a fish just because I was bored

To: Booker T

From: Me

Yes, I can dig it sucka

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

I've got the funk in my trousers for sure

Monday, March 08, 2004

Attention all viewers of this blogspot: Occasionally I misspell words and publish without using spell check. Rest assured when I find these mistakes out I correct them. I try to use spell check as often as possible however usually I am in a hurry. So my message here is Spell check is your friend don't be afraid to use it, it makes you seem smart.

"You sum B&*$^%s couldn't close an umbrella"- sheriff Bufford T. Justice

Sunday, March 07, 2004

Whose the proprietor of this establishment?

Friday, March 05, 2004

My life just like a prison we shout but noone listens- TFK

These are the last words I'm ever gonna get to say to you when everything falls away from you take these words and know that life is not worth leaving.- Thousand Foot Krutch

that was a test if the emergency freak out system if it were an actual emergency it would of been followed by lots of screaming, running and a lot of people going "were going to die, were going to die" thank you

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the following freak out has been brought to you in part by stress

SHAMBALA!!!!!!

Yes y'all its one of those days. lack of sleep, getting sick and feeling like I could blow chunks at any minute along with extreme changes in the weather make for me not wanting to sit around all day.

To quote Crow T. Robot "What The %^*^?"

If I were the king of the world I tell you what I'd do I'd throw away the cars and the bars and the wars and make sweet love to you.

Thursday, March 04, 2004

Coming soon to a theatre near you from the half-brother of the director of Dude, Where's My Car? and starring the second nephew of the script writer for Sean William Scott on Dude, Where's My Car comes: Dude, Where's My Cheese Cup?

There was also this drunk guy in my row (he was also a hawks fan so nothing surprising there eh?) Passed his cup of cheese down the row and got mad when 5 min. later he didn't get it back. He spent the next couple of min. complaining about his cheese finally he calmed down about his cheese and sometime in the third quarter when his team was down by about 30 points he got up and stumbled out of the arena. So the moral of the story here kids is Never be a drunken hawks fan at a Cavs game and pass your cheese down the row because chances are you'll never get it back.

Went to the Cavaliers game last night and it was B-E-A-utiful game. The Cavs took the Hawks to the woodshed, stomped a mudhole in them, and walked it dry (in other words they got owned by the Cavs 112-80 the final score) It was also Lebron James Bobblehead Doll Night which brought a lot of people to the arena. Also to bask in the glow of our sweet, sweet victory I won $2 in the Ohio Lottery Parachute Drop (unfortunately they did not let me keep the parachute). Overall it was a great night Great game and I got one of those Hard-To-Find Lebron James Bobblehead Dolls.

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

To all of those who criticize Mel Gibson and his new movie The Passion Of The Christ I say to you "Go back and check the Holy Bible" and you will see this was how it happened no one ethnic group was responsible for Jesus' death but we all were. He did it for us because thats how much God loves us he sent his only Son to die for us to forgive us of our sins.

I want some toquitos

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yeah Spam YAY!

Hey boys and girls its the new and updated Frickin' Idiots blogspot wooooooooo!

As of March 3, 2004 this blogspot will remain at this address

Have you ever sat and thought about the thoughts you were thinking?

Sexy, yeah I get that all the time.

Hey Zorak, play me something public domain

Any song that has the following lyrics ( "I aint afraid to slit the throat of the devil with my switchblade" and "I pimp slap demons just for fun" ) is alright with me

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