Friday, April 30, 2004
Stupidity has a habit of getting it's way
Pop quiz: Name one Honest Lawyer whose last name is NOT Bailey
Frickin' Idiots quote of the day: " You have got to use the Flo Bee"
I am the Potato Man you know that its true
Thursday, April 29, 2004
When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
When their lips are shut.
When their lips are shut.
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
I was the brain behind the Clinton Administration.
Atta boy aim low.
Atta boy aim low.
Saturday, April 24, 2004
As a wise man once said: "Of Course The Rates Have Gone Up"
Submarine...Office...JuJu Bes...Tea Pot...You're Insane
Thursday, April 22, 2004
If I ever met the creator of Spam I would shake their hand and congratulate them on a fine product thats just so darn tasty.
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Frickin' Idiots Quote of the Day: "Why must it be so hard to enforce referential integrity?"
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
Is your ranch anywhere near the Hidden Valley?
This is plan going to according
Monday, April 19, 2004
Go away or I will taunt you a second time
help help I'm being repressed
Question: Can we wear Do Rags underneath our Baseball Caps to keep our Braids lookin' fresh?
Answer: No
Response: &*%$
Answer: No
Response: &*%$
May I have your attention please: The buffet is now being served in the lounge
Ed: You ladies have a nice evening
Jeremy: Uh Ed,those are guys
Jeremy: Uh Ed,those are guys
Saturday, April 17, 2004
Fajitated (noun) An Induhvidual who is really tired
This just in to the Frickin' Idiots web site: Wrinkled Shirts are just plain funny
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
Silly Rabbit Trix Are For Kids
Leonard Bernstein
Hey Ho Let's Go
Aw Putz
Don't Start
Don't Start
Frickin' Idiots quote of the day: If I were any dumber they would have to water me twice a week
Have a nice day
Jerry the King Lawler: Hey look J.R. its 1,072 lbs of Evolution
Me: You're right King that is a lot of crap
Me: You're right King that is a lot of crap
Monday, April 12, 2004
Beefy?
Now I'm just making stuff up I was grasping at straws I had nothing
Today April 12, 2004 I shall now be known as Sandusky Fats
This just in to the Frickin' Idiots news desk This blogspot to be updated later
A recent poll listed the top ten judicial systems in the country with Nebraska coming in at #2. To that I say "It is number 2 for me to poop on."
Frickin' Idiots quote of the day: "Thats Not Putty."
Thursday, April 08, 2004
Just let your body flow to the the gospelalphamegafunkyboogiediscomusic
Little Richard thinks I look like Bob Dylan
Wednesday, April 07, 2004
Frickinidiots.blogspot.com is not responisble for articles lost or damaged so secure all your stuff this blogspot is also not responsible for mullet haircuts. This blogspot not valid in Iowa or Nebraska.
Todays forecast includes a Brainstorm
The current time is 12:05 pm the current tempeture is between -200-120 degrees
Today I ask myself the question: "What the ....?"
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Do you want me to bring out the Leroy Leman paintings?
new word for the day: Soper (noun) Someone who likes throwing soap bubbles
Souvenirs, Novelties, Party Tricks
Now what did you say to him? I said "I put your name on the Montgomery Ward mailing list".
Monday, April 05, 2004
Somethings I will never get like: Goldust
Saturday, April 03, 2004
Go hang a salami I'm a Lasagna Hog.
May a moody baby doom a yam?