Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.- A humourous Duct Tape shirt I bought from Hot Topic
If you can read this then congratulations you are not illiterate.
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Yo kid you want some mad loot? press word. A little piece of paper comes out saying Dang kind your junks on E. I don't know what that means but True Dat Mother Suckers.-Eddie Ifft
Man I need to lose weight. I took my Girlfriend to Cedar Point and I could not ride the new ride MaXair because I was too big oh well more of an incentive to me to lose weight.
Funniest video game character name ever: Cao Pi. (pronounced Cow Pee) This one from the game Dynasty Warriors 5
To: A former friend
From: Me
Here is $20 go buy yourself some new material because your current stuff sucks. Now I know that you think you are still witty and clever but news flash You are NOT as funny as you once were. And just because one or two people said they liked your blogspot does not give you the right to act like a certain someone who is the biggest CP fan boy out there and think that it your site is the greatest thing on the net because to be honest I have read better print on the bottom of my birds cage. Ok, rant now over I now return you to your regular frickin idiots. (sometimes I just have to point out one frickin idiot in particular)
From: Me
Here is $20 go buy yourself some new material because your current stuff sucks. Now I know that you think you are still witty and clever but news flash You are NOT as funny as you once were. And just because one or two people said they liked your blogspot does not give you the right to act like a certain someone who is the biggest CP fan boy out there and think that it your site is the greatest thing on the net because to be honest I have read better print on the bottom of my birds cage. Ok, rant now over I now return you to your regular frickin idiots. (sometimes I just have to point out one frickin idiot in particular)
When a guy's wife cheats on him with another man not once, not twice, but three times and then again with yet another man then maybe he should take it as a hint that his marriage has failed and he should move on.
If someone is riding a motorcycle down the freeway going 75 mph while talking on their cell phone than that person needs to have their motorcycle license taken away for reasons of stupidity.
If a woman is wearing hoop earings big enough for me to fit my open hand through then there is something seriously wrong with her.
Monday, May 02, 2005
Apathetic bloody planet I have no sympathy at all-Vogon leader before destroying the earth in the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
