Saturday, February 28, 2004
What if you make expired jello with expired water? Do you get a creation so expired that its expiration exceeds all previous expirations?
and what about expired jello? does jello go bad and start to grow mold if it expires?
Who was the genius who put and expiration date on bottled water? I mean what happens when a bottle of water expires?
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Volume Down: It's Volume Down-a-rific
Volume Down: New From Spamco and some random guy who has met the creator of Mute
Have you ever sat and thought "I'd love a Volume Down right now"
Now available from some random guy who has met the half-brother of the creator of the Mute comes Volume Down thats right Volume Down comes in many shapes, sizes and colors and each one has its own wondeful uses
This Valentines Day give your loved one the gift of Volume Down and they'll love you forever
Oh look its that wacky John Henson you know what would make his show that much more enjoyable? That's right Volume Down. Volume Down makes the worst TV shows and commercials far more entertaining it even works on those new fangled Reality TV shows.
New Quizno's commercial getting you down? Try Volume Down now and see the difference
Friday, February 20, 2004
Bill Findley: What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a rhino?
Class:what?
Bill Findley: Elephino
Class:what?
Bill Findley: Elephino
Despite his age my Computerized Accounting teacher Mr. Bill Findley is still a hoot to be around
This also just in: Howard Dean's Ric Flair-like WOOOOOOOO was all for not.
This just in: Howard Dean is NOT going to Wisconsin, Iowa, Illinois OR Washington D.C.
It's official Computerized Accounting is driving me nuts
Got Groovitude?
YAAAY I GOT A SOBE YAAAAY
Thursday, February 19, 2004
Sometimes the hardest work yields the most gratifying results. Some of the happiest people on earth come home smelling to high heaven.
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
You want to know how I feel right now? Scroll down about 18 posts and there is your answer.
Hi everybody welcome to Kathy Stenzel's Internet class now tonight Kathy is pretending to be a dairy farmer from southern wisconsin, HELP US!
My teacher is talking about wireless communication. All I have to say is : I'm wireless baby yeah communicate with me for free.
I hate it when that happens
Apparently the guy on the radio wants something else to get him through this semi-charmed kinda life
It's alright because its midnight and I got two more cans of Spam.
Boy am I in the wrong gig
When all of a sudden...
So here I am...
Is it me or are the commercials for Quzinos Subs really, really disturbing? Seriously some gerbil or hamster like creaters with redneck/Jerry Springer trailer park trash mouths superimposed on them. To make things scarier the mouths move. Also have stiffly moving arms superimposed on these disturbing little creatures. And the scariest part of all they sing. That's right they sing in squeaky-Michael Jackson-esque voices that make me cringe whenever I hear them. If I see one of these freaky, disgusting, disturbing little ads again I'm gonna slap somebody at Quiznos with a fish.
Thorg hungry, Thorg want eat
I was grasping at straws, I had nothing.
Three penguins walk onto a bus headed downtown. The one penguin waddles up to the bus driver and says "Bus driver take us to the mall". The bus driver says "Sorry I can't do that". The penguin asks "Why not?" the bus driver replies "silly penguin theres no chicken bones in Ice Cream."
What is the answer to the equation 2 + 2?, I don't know what does 2 + 2 equal?, So he says "What are you talking about thats not my dog"?
I am the master of this curtain, I am master of all window treatments. - Bucky Katt
Monday, February 16, 2004
Alfalfa
This is my post on Blogger.com, these are my thoughts on my post on blogger.com, this is me thinking about my thoughts to post on blogger.com
Thursday, February 12, 2004
I'm tired, hungry, and need to slap somebody with a fish.
23-19 we got a 23-19 over here alright everybody move out, move out, move out
Why is it that the Cavs have won so many games lately yet when I decide to go to one lousy game they stink up the arena? And what is up with them benching Labron James for the most of the second half of the game? for crying out loud he may have actually of gotten the Cavs out of their 20 point slump by the end of the fourth quarter.
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
"We are on a mission from God" -The Blues Brothers
Back to the posting I have figured out some of the rejected Iowa state slogans the following are the ones I have found
Iowa: Ok, so we are not Illinois sue us
Iowa: Right between Illinois and Nebraska
Iowa: At least we are not Delaware
Iowa: Our state name only has four letters
Iowa: Land of Corn and Porn
Iowa: Iowa stands for Idiots Often Wondering Aimlessly
Iowa: So much corn we make Wisconsin jealous
Iowa: So boring we may just change our name to Ohiowa
Iowa: No Killer All Filler
Iowa: Davenport isn't just the name of a couch anymore
Iowa: Whats good about us? um.... oh, I know the answer to this one...um...we have Adventure Land
Iowa: I-80 is the new Car Graveyard capital of the world
Iowa: Hi, I'm in Iowa
Iowa: ZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz
Iowa: So this is Iowa? You can keep it
Iowa: Where even the rednecks drive volvos
Iowa: We close down for the night at 6:00 pm
Iowa: Ok, so we are not Illinois sue us
Iowa: Right between Illinois and Nebraska
Iowa: At least we are not Delaware
Iowa: Our state name only has four letters
Iowa: Land of Corn and Porn
Iowa: Iowa stands for Idiots Often Wondering Aimlessly
Iowa: So much corn we make Wisconsin jealous
Iowa: So boring we may just change our name to Ohiowa
Iowa: No Killer All Filler
Iowa: Davenport isn't just the name of a couch anymore
Iowa: Whats good about us? um.... oh, I know the answer to this one...um...we have Adventure Land
Iowa: I-80 is the new Car Graveyard capital of the world
Iowa: Hi, I'm in Iowa
Iowa: ZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz
Iowa: So this is Iowa? You can keep it
Iowa: Where even the rednecks drive volvos
Iowa: We close down for the night at 6:00 pm
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Monday, February 02, 2004
When in Sandusky be sure to visit beautiful....oh nevermind
