Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Back to the posting I have figured out some of the rejected Iowa state slogans the following are the ones I have found
Iowa: Ok, so we are not Illinois sue us
Iowa: Right between Illinois and Nebraska
Iowa: At least we are not Delaware
Iowa: Our state name only has four letters
Iowa: Land of Corn and Porn
Iowa: Iowa stands for Idiots Often Wondering Aimlessly
Iowa: So much corn we make Wisconsin jealous
Iowa: So boring we may just change our name to Ohiowa
Iowa: No Killer All Filler
Iowa: Davenport isn't just the name of a couch anymore
Iowa: Whats good about us? um.... oh, I know the answer to this one...um...we have Adventure Land
Iowa: I-80 is the new Car Graveyard capital of the world
Iowa: Hi, I'm in Iowa
Iowa: ZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz
Iowa: So this is Iowa? You can keep it
Iowa: Where even the rednecks drive volvos
Iowa: We close down for the night at 6:00 pm
Iowa: Ok, so we are not Illinois sue us
Iowa: Right between Illinois and Nebraska
Iowa: At least we are not Delaware
Iowa: Our state name only has four letters
Iowa: Land of Corn and Porn
Iowa: Iowa stands for Idiots Often Wondering Aimlessly
Iowa: So much corn we make Wisconsin jealous
Iowa: So boring we may just change our name to Ohiowa
Iowa: No Killer All Filler
Iowa: Davenport isn't just the name of a couch anymore
Iowa: Whats good about us? um.... oh, I know the answer to this one...um...we have Adventure Land
Iowa: I-80 is the new Car Graveyard capital of the world
Iowa: Hi, I'm in Iowa
Iowa: ZzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz
Iowa: So this is Iowa? You can keep it
Iowa: Where even the rednecks drive volvos
Iowa: We close down for the night at 6:00 pm
