Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Redneck Woman: AHHHH! A little green space man

Crypto: I am NOT green.

Wassup N&*@s?-Ed from Shaun Of The Dead

There is not a whole lot funnier than Radioactive, Exploding, Zombie Cows.

Enough youth how about a fountain of smart?

The actor Thomas Haden Church (Lyle from the George Of The Jungle movie) signed on to play an undisclosed villain in Spiderman 3. While they won't announce who the Villain is I have concluded that it will be Chameleon based on two clues. from an interview Church did with Entertainment Weekly.
EW: Church will play a villain in the upcoming Spiderman 3 any hints as to who it is?

Church: He's a horse of many colors

EW: There are horses in spiderman?

Church: Let's just say he's an amorphous collection of protons,electrons, and neutrons of different colors

I guess we will have to wait untill May 2007 to find out but if I interpreted these hints correctly then the Villain Church will play is Chameleon.

Dan:They got caught with a 509-b

Harry: a 509-b?

Dan: yes, that's illegal detonation of poultry

Harry: I didn't know that chickens were one of the more popular explosives.

I like him. He's nuts.

June 18,2005 Destroy All Humans a game I am looking forward to becasue of how fun it is. In a nutshell Destroy All Humans is an interactive version of the movie Mars Attacks by Tim Burton a very underappreciated movie.

It is official I am ultra excited for the opening of Wildwater Kingdom which is located at Geauga Lake. While I do miss the Sea World portion this new waterpark is going to be huge (20 acres) and features lots of cool stuff like Liquid Lightning which is a waterslide with a big funnel at the end (kinda hard to explain but it looks sweet.) The relocated Thunder Falls which I have yet to experience (will do this year). And finally the park is getting a "lazy river" similar to Soak City's Renegade River which features waves,water falls and is quite intense for what it is. So as soon as this sun burn is officially gone I will be heading out to Geauga Lake and Wildwater Kingdom to check out the new improvements on the old Sea World side of the park. While I have a season pass but if you don't it is only $25 a person to get into both parks a very, very good price because you get a lot. Look back within a week or two for a (hopefully) huge review of Geauga Lake and Wildwater Kingdom (I am including both parks to point out the improvements made to the Geauga Lake side.) From what I have seen on at Geauga lake it is vastly improved from last year I am not too critical of them last year since they only had 3 weeks to transition from Six Flags Worlds Of Adventure to Geauga Lake.

Just yesterday I took my girlfriend to Soak City. After about an hour or so it started to storm and they closed it so we had to leave. Well while killing time at the local mall we were just walking around. We are passing the Victoria's Secret store where we notice a woman holding her son's hand (he must of been about 4) when all of a sudden he broke free and starting running towards Victoria's Secret. Next thing you know she grabs his hand and shoots him a "Don't even think about it" look. Both of us were rolling with laughter at the site of a 4 year old making a bee line for Victoria's Secret.

If you don't want to get treated like a piece of meat then don't dress like a buffet.- Me

Shut up and touch the monkey.- Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway?

An ex-friend of mine once said "Lesbians are only entertaining to perverts and other lesbians" yet, one of the movies he really digs is called Chasing Amy which has the main female character as a lesbian for one of the major plot points. Having seen this film because the friend wanted to watch it I discovered that some parts go into way too much detail about her past "unnatural acts". This proves that this person whom I used to call a friend is a Hypocrite. He used to get so mad to hear that his wife (probably not for very much longer) had been hit and choked by her ex yet he is doing the exact same things that her ex did. This ladies and gentlemen is a guy who needs to be taught a very harsh, very valuable lesson.