Monday, September 05, 2005

Things I have learned while watching The Kids in the Hall.


If you melt a person down and sold the component parts it would only be worth $.87 but that would be a really weird store.

If you are ever on a Chain Gang then keep in touch with your Chain Gang mates.

30 Helens agree on quite a lot of things.

Head crushing is a really fun hobby.

Don't ever play Ping-Pong with Mark McKinney watching he'll drive you crazy with innane chatter.

Many people wonder a lot about Tony like who he is, where is he? what is he thinking about? is he thinking about Scott Thompson in a dress? and if he is ever going to come back.

Canadian guys make really ugly women.

Bruce McCulloch knows a lot of people named Dave.

Paul Bellini is a good man.

Ducks are often mistaken for shoes.

Chicken Ladies can get dates.

Women love a guy with a Cabbage for a head.

You should never let a kid keep a stray Business man if it follws him home it must stay with his own kind.

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