Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

That puppy is stupid gone wild

Moving Day from Hell a short story by me. It started on a warm, sunny Sunday morning I had spent all day Saturday loading my U-Haul with the stuff and had merrily started on my way to Geauga Lake so I could pick up the key to the new house. The day seemed normal enough but when I arrived at Geauga Lake things went from semi-normal to "why am I doing this?" The reverse on the truck had gone bye-bye and to make matters worse the truck was stuck in an aisle to which there was no way to get out of. After about an hour and a half it was decided that the truck would be pushed until it could have the room to maneuver. Congratulations just throw it into drive and move right on to Akron right? Wrong before you can say "What the...?" the gear shaft was shot and could not shift into a higher gear. A tow truck was called and 3 hours later it decided to show up. About a half an hour later we were on our way when in a small town the truck got pulled over and an hour or so later we finally got back on the road. Eventually we arrived at the house but by that time the tow truck broke down and they had to call a tow truck for the tow truck and the U-Haul. So the moral of the story here is: When you need a tow truck for a tow truck for a U-haul, you know you're having a bad day.

The process of moving is complete. I got my things from Sandusky to Akron. The story shall be explained soon.

Looking back at my life and the way things have been I consider myself lucky. The things that have happened to me moving three times before graduating High School, being a social outcast for a good portion of my life, my parents divorcing and having a good portion of the kids in my class harassing me, threatening to beat me up and having more than my fair share of girls playing with my emotions (or trying to I was way too smart for that crap). A school shooting in the seventh grade also left a mark on me (I am thankful that I have God in my life and have been able to cope with those events as well as others). Admist of these events and others I have kept my sanity while others in my family have seemed to have lost it. Now as I moving to a new town, new job, a new life I see it as closing a chapter in the book of my life and starting a completely new one. I am used to being physically by myself all the time my family lives semi- far away to far away. Will I find the love of my life? Will I finally start to settle somewhere? Only the Good Lord knows for sure but whatever happens I am trusting him to guide me every step of the way.

I'd buy that for a dollar

Chicks dig me, Its a cross I bear

Who do you thinks in the burgers?

The best TV show ever: You Can't Do That On Television

To Hell with The Devil

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